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Crispy Snack: When you jerk off into a bowl of bread crumbs and deep fry it, then feed it go her as a Crispy Snack.
Example: Hey Andrew, I gave Anna a Crispy Snack last night!
case of light beer
"Could smash CFA and a case of crispies for $40"
A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.
It was the end of a long hot summer day and to quench his thirst Jordan took a long swig of his crispy sprite.
Wow, that puss looks crispy asf on the bottom!
Yeah bro it does look really nice, wish it was mine.
issa crispy chicken fried piece of almond joys in yo butt
yo bro u got a crispy butt nut in yo butt
A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.
"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"
a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.