a disease causing a person's genitals to smell like dog breath.
Man that guy's genitals smell terrible, he must have canine crotch.
when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat
we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!
Bear brewed with female crotch yeast.
The crotch grog tasted slightly like the ocean.
A Cajun food combining seafood, sausage, and rice. dropped in the nether regions
Will spilled his dinner and ended up with a bad case of jambalaya crotch
Noun,
when you glaze a woman up like a fresh donut with your load.
dude 1: hey how was your night last night with Amy?
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme
The friendly male organ that desires to burrow deep in a females worm hole.
Hank: "Hey Did you just fall from heaven cause I...uh...you...hey check out my crotch worm."
Sherah: "Whoo hoo lets go"
A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.
The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.
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