dips and dots

(Noun) To leave a particular location quickly without being noticed

Guy 1: Dude, this party is turning into a sausagefest
Guy 2: Let's dips and dots

Dot Sarcasm

When someone types something and puts a period after it even though it is not a complete sentence. This is usually over Instant Messaging

' Oh you deffinitly won. '
' Was that Dot sarcasm? '

Stinky Dot

A dot that stinks. If you have a stinky dot go see a doctor immediately!

Me: Someone told me something about you.
Them: What did they say?
Me: Your aunty got a stinky dot.

Them: What?
Me: And guess what; She got it from your uncle.

T. Dot

A shite basketballer who looks like he just be sweeping the court with brush and pan instead of running out of breath while doing suicides. You shouldn’t chose a sport like speed eating or sleeping. Stick to gaming and fraud xx

T. Dot is such a neek man he’s an EP

duck dots

small raised areas that appear on the skin because of cold, fear, or excitement - resembling poultry skin when all of the feathers are plucked. Exactly the same definition as goosebumps but with Alliteration! Always use Alteration when Allowed.

Child: Mama, what do you call those, those, those Duck Dots?
Mother: Duck what?
Child: You know, when you get cold.
Mother: Oh, you mean goosebumps?

Duck Dots > Goosebumps. Alliteration is Always Appreciated

Dipping dots

When your about to climax you begin a jackhammer stroke to rattle your sack. This rattling will stimulate your semen causing a rapid fire release. Leaving many drops of your girls rump. Aka dipping dots.

I HOPE YOU LIKE DESERT BECAUSE ITS DIPPING DOTS TIME.

j dot

A j dot is a weird guy/girl that doesn't speak in group conversations, a j dot usually clings to a group of people that are of a higher social status.

Other ways of saying j dot :
Jade
Jadey

you are a j dot