dr. pepper

the root of all evil in this world. most disgusting thing out there. should never be consumed

i almost died from that dr. pepper

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dr. funk

To be drunk. To have your doctorate in funk.

Originated from being unable to type while drunk.

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

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dr jean

A crazy woman who has no life so she sings pointless kid songs including "The Banana Song", "Tootie Ta" and "I'm Slowly going Crazy".

Person 1: Dude! Lets listen to some dr jean.
Person 2: You have problems man.

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Dr. Blaze

Hospital code for a fire,
used instead of announcing fire
so patients don't panic

(Dr. Blaze to the east wing means
there is a fire in the east wing)

Dr. Blaze to the ER;
Dr. Blaze to the east wing

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Dr. Magoo

Derived from Mr. Magoo, a cartoon. based on cartoon character created at the UPA animation studio in 1949 Voiced by Jim Backu. Dr. Magoo itself does not necessarily have a meaning.

Whats new Dr. Magoo

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Dr. Pooper

Pouring Dr Pepper in the anus of one's partner and then proceeding to suck it out with a straw.

The 11 year old boy had his first Dr. Pooper today and he loved the creamy taste of his recycled Dr Pepper more than anything he'd ever tasted before.

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Dr. Poptart

A fine person for being a Jew. Not dumb like Zekrom though. Makes memes and is the only active Proto support.

John: Hey you know about Dr. Poptart?
Smith: Yeah they're fine for being a Jew.

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