Dr. Slice

A tasty blend of Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb mixed with Slice made by PepsiCo until discontinued in early 2006 and replaced by Cheerwine. Dr. Slice had the magical effect of producing an unbreakable smile after 60 oz. and anal urination after 80 oz. Dr. Slice had a seemingly unconquerable limit of consumtion of 100 oz. in 1 hour, which was later found to be false by the biggest and strongest men: Mark and Kyle.

I've been to a lot of doctors, but only one doctor has made it possible for me to piss out of my butt: Dr. Slice!

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dr. pepper

the root of all evil in this world. most disgusting thing out there. should never be consumed

i almost died from that dr. pepper

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dr. funk

To be drunk. To have your doctorate in funk.

Originated from being unable to type while drunk.

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

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dr jean

A crazy woman who has no life so she sings pointless kid songs including "The Banana Song", "Tootie Ta" and "I'm Slowly going Crazy".

Person 1: Dude! Lets listen to some dr jean.
Person 2: You have problems man.

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Dr. Magoo

Derived from Mr. Magoo, a cartoon. based on cartoon character created at the UPA animation studio in 1949 Voiced by Jim Backu. Dr. Magoo itself does not necessarily have a meaning.

Whats new Dr. Magoo

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Dr. Pooper

Pouring Dr Pepper in the anus of one's partner and then proceeding to suck it out with a straw.

The 11 year old boy had his first Dr. Pooper today and he loved the creamy taste of his recycled Dr Pepper more than anything he'd ever tasted before.

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Dr. Poptart

A fine person for being a Jew. Not dumb like Zekrom though. Makes memes and is the only active Proto support.

John: Hey you know about Dr. Poptart?
Smith: Yeah they're fine for being a Jew.

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