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South Dakota Defribrillator

When a man sounds a paper clip and then sticks it into an electrical socket.

Damn, that South Dakota Defribrillator really got my heart POUNDING!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020


The North Dakota Jackhammer

When two women use two double sided toys, one for each hole (bootyhole and vayjj) of each woman.

"I heard Susan and Becky did The North Dakota Jackhammer."

by Wheels97 February 27, 2021


dakota vance

A jailbird located in bum fuck nowhere

Look at Dakota vance hair

by jimmy long nutts August 20, 2017


tay’s dakota

SHES MY BOYFRIEND.

“oh isn’t that tay’s dakota?” - person one.
“i will cut your limbs.” - tay

by tayderzi July 6, 2021


tay’s dakota

yep she’s my boyfriend who deserves the world. <3

“hey isn’t that tay’s dakota ?” - person one
GET TF AWAY.” - tay

by tayderzi July 6, 2021


Dakota Corndog

The yummiest thing you've ever put in your mouth, even God™️ would want to taste one.

That **** was delicious, must've been a type of Dakota Corndog

by saucygayboi January 27, 2022


north dakota smoke signal

When you take a drag of a cigarette and blow the smoke into his/her butthole. He/She then bends over, putting both hands and both feet flat on the floor, with butt straight up in the air, the smoke is tooted out, creating a beautiful North Dakota Smoke Signal.

Zach was being annoying so I bent him over and forced him to do a North Dakota smoke signal yesterday.

by jandro22 February 12, 2017