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What I usually have to say when I get drunk in the middle of the day and watch Blues Clues.
Roommate: "What the..?"
Me: "Don't judge me!"
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A warning given when someone tries to talk around someone on a certain subject, but the person is very familiar with the subject matter.
Employer: It seems you tested positive for marijuana.
Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.
Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.
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A brazen disregard for possible danger. Derived from a line by Robert Duvall’s character, Lt. Colonel Kilgore in “Apocalypse Now” in response to a soldier’s assertion that an area that he wants to surf is “Charlie’s point” He screams defiantly “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” A more thought provoking way of saying “fuck that!” or “I’m not worried”
pussy "You better watch out for that guy, he's looking for trouble."
dude "CHARLIE DON'T SURF!"
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If someone tells you to not look that up, it is called a don't look that up. You will end up looking it up anyway.
' dude I should get a circumcision' 'what is that?' 'don't look that up'
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01. Phrase used when you are sick of people's shit.
2. Phrase used when you don't know what the motives, benefits, or prerogative is of a person or group of people.
3. Phrase used when one can't see to wrap their brain around what the fuck is actually going on with a certain situation and no one else has any means to effectively communicate.
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somethin that a true gangsta would never do...
1)"Let's go watch some gay porn."
"Homie don't play that."
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A phrase used commonly when someone says he or she likes or does something a big amount of people likes or does.
Guy 1: Dude i think Justin Bieber may be gay.
Guy 2: Don't we all?
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