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when you dont cut your toenails for a year then while having sex shove them up your girlfriends asshole
man, that pineapple express hurt alot, i have rectal bleeding
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When a mad funk daddy has intercourse with a smelly, sweaty, fermented female anus to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible.
"Hey babraquece, how was your date last night with that handicapped Jewish autistic woman?"
"Well, I couldn't take off her diaper before hand and I needed to get in there before I woke her up, so I had to take the ol' butt funk express."
"Oh fuck, your not babraquece!? Why is there blood on your pants?!"
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When one person backs up to another person butt cheeks to butt cheeks and farts, thus transferring the package. This can be done clothed or non clothed.
My wife told me not to Dutch oven her again so now I wait till she is in bed and I slide ass to ass and pony express (fart) her.
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A .50 caliber pistol cartrige that, due to action movies and video games, has recieves more merit and admiration than it deserves. The most popular pistol in .50 AE is the large, intimidating Desert Eagle. In reality, .50 AE weapons are very impractical and overly powerful. The recoil and noise are too much for most shooters, and the large diameter of the round limits the capacity. For example, the .357 Magnum Desert Eagle holds 9 rounds, as opposed to the variant in .50 Action Express which holds 7. Why sacrifice two rounds for a needlessly big bulet, when you could have two more in the proven stopper caliber of .357 Magnum. Think about that next time you see 'Eraser' or 'The Last Action Hero.' The .50 AE is a needless overkill.
I just fired my .50 AE Freedom Arms revolver, and my arm hurts like hell!
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When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.
Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.
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when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.
Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!
- Nice bro, #goals
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refers to walking somewhere instead of getting a ride
"I couldn't get a ride to work so I took the two shoe express."
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