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The sexiest, most beautiful vampire ever to be written. Of course, Louis de Pointe du Lac is his equal.
Edward is a character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. He is the reddish-brown haired, topaz-eyed beloved of the beautiful Bella Swan.
I heart Edward Cullen.
"...and so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
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Cool people pronounce this word as: Edward Coo-yen
That fucking boring douchebag from the Twilight series who makes annoying little teenie-bopper girls wet their drawers. Sometimes smart people who read the books get so angry about the lack of chemistry he has with Bella that they just want to forget the books were ever written. It is astounding that people can be so blinded by his "beauty" that they do not realize that he is unbelievably BORING and OVER-CONTROLLING. He is also cheesy and rediculous. Everything he says reeks of snobby arrogance and lies. Finally, he is constantly having to ask Bella what she is thinking and then Bella always says the same thing (something along the lines of "Waaaaah! When are you going to change me into a vampire!?!?" or "Waaaaah! When are we going to have teh secks!?!?") to which Edward always makes the same reply. In short, they never have anything to say to eachother.
By the way, the real reason they are not having sex is NOT because Edward is afraid he will hurt her, it's because he can't get it up! You can't get an erection if you don't have any blood in your system! And don't come up with bullshit replies to this known truth, I don't care that it's the whole "willing suspension of debelief thing" because I'm not willing to suspend my belief!
Edward Cullen: "Hey Bella, let's have the same conversation over and over and over again and see how long it takes these lonely 13-year-olds to realize that we are completely boring together and have absolutely no chemistry to speak of."
Bella: "Okay! It is so much fun to value a boy solely for his looks and his ability to come up with bullshit declarations of love. Also, I love the way you control my every move and never let me think for myself. Finally, I can't wait until you change me into an undead, bloodless, inhuman monster and our relationship falls apart completely."
Edward: "WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE!"
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Really fucking gay. Like extremely gay. She looks up 'hot girls' on Google during her spare time. Oh and she's probably looking at reddit right now, or obsessing over that one girl.
Yo did you know Anna Edwards is gay.
Anna Edwards please leave me alone I dont have any money
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A Christian school in Canada wich is under the Niagara catholic district school board. The school has a reputation for being small in size. The school is well know mainly for a great one often known as Matthew the w. For he is big boy. Anyone who’s been there knows of the great.
St. Edwards is a place of horror and pain
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The really smart kid whos retarded as fuck and does jack shit in class and gets an F on everything, he is annoying and a very big pessimist, he is also very racist and doesn't give a fuck if you are a different race. Tyler will be known to break every child sex law.
That Tyler Edwards kid is a fucking dumb ass and he bought an African tribe
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An Asian ostrich located in not Asian. Typically having a longer neck, tiny eyes and fluffy ha- feathers
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