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The biggest, most cakey, rich drug lord to every exist. His wife, Anne Hathaway, is always simping for this man. He has multiple hide-outs located just south of the border alongside his high school operations.
Rumors say he is planned to run a "How-To-Drug-Right" show premiering Fall 2025.
His identity is currently unknown and he is presumed dead by the governmen-women, but everyone knows he is alive. He can be spotted in trees, men's restrooms, and Bass Pro Shops. He is rumored to have ties to President Trump. He has many wives, mainly being over the age of 30. (he fulfills their needs by land, airline, and sea , that's why he's got 2,000 kids. he has a sex drive of a cougar, with his cougars)
He is most famous for his plane escape from Alcatraz, where he continued to scuba dive to the Keystone Colorado Mountains and then jet pack to Venezuela (his most loyal customers). People have claimed to see him in Guantanamo Bay, particularly running the detention camp itself.
He has many chemist connections.
He is rumored to have connections to up-and-coming rapper and RnB icon Yung JCB.
Enemies: mousetrap cars
El Compacto drowns fish.
he does not get frost bite, El Compacto bites frost.
The great wall of china was meant to keep El Compacto out, it did not work.
El Compact destroyed the periodic table because El Compacto only knows the element of surprise.
PS: he is everywhere, watch yo moms and aunts. chances are, too late
Kid: Mommy, who was that in your room?
Mom: Well, El Compacto dear. He wanted to say hi to your new brother.
*person 1 & person 2 talking about other people*
person 3: it sounds like they're talking el chisme
person of little knowledge, synonyms: stupid, dumb. Not really mentally challenged/slow
Oh my god, what an el retardo, he doesn't even remember his own phone number (also known as a homie's digits)
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a horrible little turd town just east of san diego. its hot as fuck most of the year, its chock full of wife beaters and white trash, and the ones who have money are witless bros and bimbos.
if san diego county had an anus, el cajon is where it is.
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Mentally unstable. Crazy. Nuts.
Not only is she a ballbuster - she is also El Kabongo!
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Phil Foden's legend of a son
El Wey won the treble for City
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