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An Eli Lesoa, otherwise known as King Tupou IV, is a medium-sized Polynesian. An Eli Lesoa isn't good or big enough to play rugby with the larger Polynesians so he must resort to playing pussy sports like baseball and field hockey. The Eli Lesoa is unlike other Polynesians because usually, they do not have much popularity at their school. On Social Media Platforms they rely on other students to create popular social media accounts for them. An Eli Lesoa is liked by most teachers due to their size, stature and sexual appeal. An Eli Lesoa will often be quite intelligent and will often be placed in extension classes at school.
I can't believe Claudank let Eli Lesoa off for not doing his homework
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The pussiest quaterback ever. Is in a gay relationship with Bruce Sprinsteen
Eli Manning- "Every time Bruce moans, Im on my knees"
Bruce " Give it to me harder, Eli!"
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Eli is super lonely with no friends besides his girlfriend Bradylicious and husband troll. Eli,licious. + he has no life
He's sad inside with Bradylicious it is very sad Eli has no life
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A man with a big dick who gets lots of sexy women. Everyone loves him. He is a legend.
Elis is such a legend. He is legendary.
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Annoying person that will never be nice to you and he is so mean and he needs to find a life he wants to make friends but he is to miserable for all you girls out there be careful with Eli he is weird 🤮
Eli is weird and he has no friends
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Eli is the biggest asshole you will ever meet. He is crazy as fukkk. He will play mind tricks on you and manipulate you into loving him. Then he will go bat shit crazy and try to kill people over you and trap you in his hell hole of “love”. Eli is a very self centered person that thinks very highly of himself and he thinks he knows everything about everyone at every time and place. Never trust Eli. He will change your prospective of life in so many ways.
Eli is a dickhead.
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Elis is a real cool guy with a massive dick. Everyone likes him. All the girls like but cant have him because he is gay.
Have you seen the size of Elis's dick
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