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the mean one
"I would stay away from Naiarah Falcon if I were you, I heard she's the mean one"
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"The most powerful form of anal penetration known to man..."
administered by Captain Falcon himself when he's feeling particularly lonely in prison.
Carl: Oops! Dropped the soap.
Captain Falcon: FALCON BUM!!!!
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A person whom you fucked and then felt embarrassed about having slept with.
I thought he was really hot at the bar, but after sleeping with him, he's totally a millennium falcon!!
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Mis-pronunciation for the word vulcan, particularly common for people with a Belfast accent.
"I was on the Enterprise and this falcon stole my lucky charms"
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Slang term for the male genitalia, mainly meaning the "penis". Often used in conversations with women to reduce the use of "dirty" words. Many relations to the bird can be found in the relating termanology used when talking about the penis.
"So, you want to see my falcon's wingspan?"
"I cut the falcon's nest this morning, it's all nice and trimmed up."
"The falcon is very protective of it's eggs."
"I'm going to wait a while before I let her unsheathe my falcon."
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A school that is just straight up shit period.
Falcon Creek Middle School is hell
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When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.
Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg
Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!
Chick: wat????!
Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!
Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
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