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1. Seeing as fap is the sound made when masterbating, and offbeat fap is a "fap" sound that is offbeat, suggesting someone else is masterbating as well.
2. when you hear the sound of someone else jacking off in the room
3. Something utterly horrible.
1. fap....fap....fap..FAPFAP....... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
2. Dude, I was masterbating last night when I heard an offbeat fap, I turned around and my brother was right behind me fapping away.
3. John: Dude check out this picture of this hermaphrodite.
Mike: OHHH dude, that's such an offbeat fap.
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One who plays games just for the fap-ing.
Why does Tim like that Japanese chick game so much? There's not even any fighting in it... just a bunch of chicks in bikinis." "He faps to it." "What?" "He's a fap gamer"
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masturbatable material. pornography.
that hot bukkake pr0n is quite the fapping fodder.
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Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit
"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."
"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."
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Fap candy entails a form of material that can be used as an aid during the process of fapping. Often in the form of pictures and videos.
Guy 1: Dude check out the milf in this pic!
Guy 2: Ah yeah fap candy!
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Just jerking off; can be used in public such as in a class room without alerting the teacher that you are actually referring to jerking off
Teacher: please open your books to page 337. You: I'd rather be playing Fap cats than do this crap. Teacher: what?
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To achieve the status of Fap King one must fap all day and night until the only thing that comes out is blood
Jim "What you been up to?"
Tom "I have been fapping all day and night"
Jim "Does that make you a Fap King?"
Tom "Yeah it was blood at the end"
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