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To qualify to be a 'Large Father', participants must weigh at minimum 20stones and spend far too much time with their partner!
"Geee, we haven't seen Powell in a while.."
"Yeah, he's become a real Large Father"
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A large man. One of whom has had sex with a woman, then the woman proceeds to shoot a human out of her voluptuous cooter.
My father is large. He is a large father. Rob Delaney is large but he is also a virgin. He is not a large father.
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Physical attraction towards father or father like figures.
She had a father fetish for the Priest.
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The one day a year the father is actually honored by his family and given a 24 hour pass to relax and not dole out money to his ungrateful kids or spend his entire weekend with a list of chores from his wife.
“Honey, I need you to clean out the garage after you mow the lawn. Oh wait, it’s Father’s Day, isn’t it? You can do those chores next weekend along with other ones I’ll have added to your list.
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One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.
Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?
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