To be emotionally surprised about an unexpected event.
I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!
To be surprised about something
I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.
A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.
When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface
Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?
Puerto Rico according to Tony Hinchcliffe.
"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"
-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024
Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump
Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."
Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.
She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.