That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.
Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?
a sensation aroused during the act murdering a close friend, guest, countryman or family member. To provoke such an image, one must stressfully plot murder, stay awake for multiple nights without sleep, and immediately start to plan other murders of people close to you.
its when a cow floats in water
look at the banutes floating, those are called floating banutes
A cute person that like to burp loudly in social settings and laugh about it without excusing themselves.
Most people think they are crazy, only a few get the joke.
i.e.
SAM: Mary was such a floating bubble today.
HARRY: Really? how childish of her.
A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.
Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."
When you illegally drive a lifted Toyota in Hawaii on a public beach that has been closed off to all vehicles, originated in Makaha but eventually made it to outer islands.
When you are too busy to pick up the phone because you are ‘floating sand’ with the boys
A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.
The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....