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A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.
Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.
While someone is sucking a cock, someone else is licking their ass hole.
Will: "Yo I got these twins to give me a flute salad last night"
Luke: "Please tell me you played the Best, and Loudest Banger of OSRS, the official song of the Calquat clan???"
An electrified chicken flute is a sexual act where the recipient gets either oral sex or a hand job while eating deliciously prepared fried chicken.
Hey Man, Amanda just gave the best electrified chicken flute last night.
Her Hole was So wet it was playing a band instrument in the hotel Room . Whistling and piping like a Flute
She's got a Coochie Flute!
1. true love.
Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.
Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)
A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence
After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.