Brake yourself foo

Means to slow your roll, check yourself.

I know you not talkin about my Momma? Brake yourself foo.

Was da deal foo

This is the phrase LA kids use to say “what’s up”

Ohgeesy: was da deal foo?
Rest of shoreline mafia: nothin homie just chillin

Brace yoself foo'

Misunderstanding of break yourself, meaning "prepare to submit" to robbery, ass-kicking, etc.

White kid, misunderstanding Chapelle's Show, yells out "Brace yoself foo'!" and then throws a water balloon at his older sister.

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foo-jet

to foo-jet, is too pull out of an orafice on the verge of ejaculation, tense the buttocks and really unleash one final jerk of the shaft, resulting in a powerful stream of jizz.
Best results are when the 'foo-jet' is directed at the face.
The verb of 'foo-jet' is to 'fooj' or 'foodge'
The fluid is known as 'face-jetty'

Girls really dig surprise foojing.

'when i foo-jet, i aim for the eyes'
'go fooj the teacher'
'i foojed like a cannon'
'you..make..me..FOOJ!'

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Foo Man Chued

While Drinking from a cup and you spill on either side of your face in the shape of a thin Foo Man Chu.

I was Drinking water and I foo man chued my self.

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Choke-Nasty-Foos

To choke-nasty-foos is to participate in a highly competitive match of inebriated foosball. This term is usually used in combination with the word "what" to signify a rhetorical question posed by one excited and inebriated player to another.

Oohhhhh sup bud? You ready for this choke-nasty-foos what?!?!

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joo ded foo

slang for ded. Yes D E D dead. As in rigor mortis.

joo ded foo, joo ded

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