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An immature prank played by baseball players where one player lights another player's laces on fire.
Roger McDowell of the 1986 New York Mets would skillfully wraps a wad of chewing gum around a lit cigarette, then secretly places the contraption on the heel of an unsuspecting teammate (story from SI.com).
Mookie Wilson: Do you smell smoke?
Roger McDowell: Nope...
Mookie: Holy shit, my foot is on fire!!!
Roger: Nope, just a hot foot.
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when napping in opposite directions with girl/boyfriend and you wake up with a foot in your face
Hey Larry, did you turn the fan on when you came out of the bathroom.Oh wait, its just my baby Andrea, feeding me a foot breakfast.Sorry bra
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Another word for a ho, whore and/or groupie
We were at NBA allstar weekend and those foot dragons were running loose
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1. A person's less dominant foot which comes to light in sporting activities such as soccer where a right footed player takes a shot with his left foot and misses wildly
2. A gathering place for cyclists who have lacked adequate male attention in their formative years and subsequently strive for male acceptance by making feeble jokes jokes about anal sex and homosexual experiences
1. Beckham hit the ball with his chocolate foot and it ended up in the carpark
2. I was going to make a post on Chocolatefoot about the crack in my Demo frame but the latent homosexual behaviour on there is more than Elton John could cope with
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A discreet way to ask your partner for a blow job while in a public setting with the intent of deceiving others into believing your asking for your feet to be massaged.
Honey when we get home will you give me a foot massage.
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The act of using your foot (hopefully while wearing shoes) to flush a toilet. A common practice in places with grimy bathrooms, especially gas stations.
Man, that bathroom was so gross, I foot flushed so I wouldn't have to touch anything with my hands!
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the cum on your feet at the end of a footjob
Honey, my feet still smell like foot grease from that footjob last night.
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