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Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female senior citizen or mother of a child in which that child had another child.
Person A: "Where have you been?"
Person B: "I've been grandma blasting, bro!"
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“Who’s in that picture behind you?”
“Oh that’s my step grandma”
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Those super creaky stairs that sound like a fucking fire truck is in the house
Me: I was coming downstairs to use the bath room, until I remembered about those fucking firetrucks
Friend: grandma's stairs?
Me: yea there so loud
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A Commando grandma is one that teaches her grandchildren how to help out there mom and dad by teaching them how to do easy household chores like dishes etc. Therefore she is often viewed as a commando grandma working to get things done, especially with young kids, while they learn as they work.
Colin wiped the inside of the microwave out while his sisters did the dishes together, they had a blast ...........while commando grandma teached them.
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A woman with a flat, or frog butt
Guy 1: That woman looks so gross from behind.
Guy 2: That's because she has a grandma booty, eeffing nasty!
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An older "grandma-like" gay male mentor to younger gay men (non-sexual).
"I really love my Grandma-ma Derrick, she really taught me a lot about history!"
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The vag of a grandma; an EXTREMELY loose vagina; an insult for stupid people
"Your grandma vag is fun to eat"
"Damn, she's got one Hell of a grandma vag!"
"What the Hell? Quit being such a grandma vag!"
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