Earth Jew

A racist type of phraseology used to describe a type of Jew, a very offensive word.

Derived from the basis there are four types of Jew; Fire Jews, Air Jews, Water Jews and Earth Jews.

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Earth Hour

An excuse for everybody to get drunk and stumble around avalon

"dude earth hour was soo good yesterday"
"yeah i got wasted and passed out on the beach"

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round earth

This doesn’t exist you retard

A round earth is a myth

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Scorched-Earth

When you get yourself so shitfaced you can't stand.
A form of protection; to make sure so others don't get you wasted first.
Opposite of blitzkrieged.

SELF DESTRUCT BEFORE YOU ARE DESTROYED

Tomato Head: "I'm gunna get you blizkrieged!"
Retirement Home: "Tomato Head, NO! I'm going to get scorched-earth instead. GO AWAY"

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Salt of the Earth

When a penis-yielding man or person emits cum onto the ground outside.

"Watch out, there's some salt of the earth where you're about to walk"

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earth momma

A woman so big that she has her own gravitational field - best avoided when wearing beer goggles

Whooa there brother, give that earth momma a wide berth

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earth pizza

what you become when you splat the ground after jumping off a building

All that was left of Timmy was some earth pizza.

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