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A poopoo head with a barely functioning sense of humor that offends more people than it makes laugh. He also has too many Bionicles and a questionable search history.
Steve: “Y’know who Matthias Francisco is?”
Sally: “yeah, the guy who tried turning himself into a Bionicle?”
When two dudes get together to have sex, but one fills his asshole with vinegar, and the other covers his dick in baking soda. Upon insertion the baking soda and vinegar will react creating an ass volcano.
"From what I've heard, Kyle and Jake are super gay for eachother"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"
A gay sex act in which you have casual oral sex with a person suffering from a yeast infection of the mouth
How was last night?
Yeah... I gotta see the doctor. Last night I fucked Daniel in his hot, wet, yeasty mouth.
Hey man, isn't that called a San Francisco sour dough?
Yeah
Ms. Francisco has a beautiful voice. Her voice can out power everyone's voice. Her strong wonderfulness. Is great. She reminds me a wonderful artist that has no name. She has beautiful blond hair that flows through out./ She is always smiling and she is the best teacher ever. Her talent is in the arts and she is the master at that. Her smile can make you go.. woow.
Ms. Francisco is my vocal teacher.
.spuoɔǝs ʍǝⅎ ⅎo ɹǝʇʇɐɯ uᴉ sǝᴉɹoʅɐɔ 0005 ƃuᴉɹnoʌǝp ʇnoqɐ sᴉ ǝɥ ʻɹǝʍod ʇnoqɐ sᴉ ǝɥ ʻǝʌᴉɹp ʇnoqɐ sᴉ ǝɥ ʻʇɐoƃ ǝʇnʅosqɐ ǝɥʇ sᴉ ǝɥ ʻuɐᴉʅɐɹʇsn∀ ʎʅʅɐnʇɔɐ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ ɹǝʇⅎɐ pǝɯɐu ǝʅdoǝd ⅎI .zzᴉɹ ⅎo ʇoʅ ɐ ƃuᴉʌɐɥ ǝʅᴉɥʍ ʅʅǝɥ ƃuᴉʞɔnⅎɹǝɥʇoɯ ɐ sɐ ɥsɐɹʇ sᴉ ǝɥ ʻǝsǝnƃʇnɹoԀ ʎʅʅɐnʇɔɐ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ ɹǝʇⅎɐ pǝɯɐu ǝʅdoǝd ⅎI .spuǝᴉɹⅎ sᴉɥ sɯʅǝɥʍɹǝʌo ɥɔᴉɥʍ zzᴉɹ ɥɔnɯ ooʇ sɐɥ ʎʅdɯᴉs ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ pǝɯɐu ǝɹɐ oɥʍ ǝʅdoǝd ɔᴉʇsǝɾɐɯ ʻǝɯɐu uɐᴉʅɐɹʇsn∀-ǝsǝnƃnʇɹoԀ ʅɐɔᴉdʎꓕ
Francisco Fernandes:"Even being upside down won't stop me from pulling all the girls."
When two dudes stick their flaccid penises in to either end of a toilet paper roll and move it back and forth until they are both erect and cannot remove their penises.
Ashley walked in and caught her boyfriend in a San Francisco Finger Trap! WHAAAT With WHOOO....
A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.
I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred