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someone who lies alot to you and behind your back. someone who pisses you off all the time. They say they will hang but then they dont and they go hang with some other bitchy chick who she knows you hate. A bad best friend will say they will never do something.....and they do it. Bad best friends lie about secrets to make you feel sorry for them. They destroy your heart and your insides until you cant take it anymore. Thats when the victim gets sent to a crazy place or they commit sudicide.
Bad Best Friend: I will never get on *this website*
victim: Good. im happy you never lie.
Bad Best Friend: yup. BFF!
LATER THAT WEEK
lalala *goes to website to see stuff*
victim: HUH?! what are you doing?
Bad Best Friend: nothin.
victim: Oh OK! then i must be retarded cause it looks like your talking about me to her! and THAT CREEPER!
Bad Best Friend: oh well i didnt do thatt. myy bad.
victim; SHUT UP YOU STUPID WHORE LIAR!
NO MORE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER BITCH!
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A woman's breasts are man's best friend.
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A person that popular kids want to have as a friend for clout.
Popular girl: I have a gay best friend, so I am definitely NOT homophobic!!
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An old best friend.
1)Some one that you've been friends with for a long time, even though out the changes this person sticks by you. Even thoughout the changes they'll be there for a long time. So bassicaly, you have been frinds with this person for a long time.
2) Someone that you used to be bestfriend.Too many bad things have happened in the relationship. This could be from too manny lies, or deliberatley trying to ruin the friendship. You you don't really talk to them as often as you used to. Sometimes you don't class them as friends. Just starngers with memories.
1)
Person one: I hate her/Him
Old best friend: Sorry what did you just say, you must be mistaken.
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Parent: didn't you guy used to be so close?
Old Best friend: we used to be, just strangers with memories now.
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A girl best friend is a young woman who will take care of you as if you were her own brother or sister.
She’ll hype you up and boost your ego when you need it, but she won’t be afraid to give it to you straight when you’re wrong.
She’ll never fail to be there when you need somebody to listen to your problems, anxieties, or insecurities.
She’ll sometimes know you better than you know yourself.
She will love you and have your back ‘till the very end.
Lastly, she will paint your world with her kindness. What more could you ask for?
Now stop reading this definition and go tell your girl best friend that you love and appreciate her. :)
Friend: “Dude... Did Maddie write you an entire song?”
You: “Yep.”
Friend: “And you two aren’t dating?”
You: “Nope. She’s my girl best friend.”
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The person you call you best friend when your real best friend is no where to be found
Tyler is Alexis's side best friend when she can't find Maura
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This is the advice that a girl's best friend gives to the guy that is currently courting said girl.
Ex. 1: Wow I really can't get a read on what this girl wants me to do, I'm gonna have to go ask for some "best friend advice".
Ex. 2: I'm totally going to get out of the friend zone now that I got some good "best friend advice".
Ex. 3: Hey Ashley, I'm lost, can I get some "best friend advice"?
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