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Another word for the cannabis plant used by Australia, America, Canada, and any other country that may produce the substance of marijuana.
Man: Hay man have you got that general grant I was looking for?
Drug Dealer: Yeah man.
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Definition of Perfect. He knocks girls off their feet with one glance, & makes you fall right at "hello." Once you meet this kid, you'll never want to loose him. He WILL become the oxygen you use to breathe. He's the most down to earth guy you'll ever come across in life. He has the cutest smile & always compliments the ones that mean most to him. He's just your all around perfect guy. <3
There's no one comparable to Dylan Grant.
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A town 70 miles west of Albuquerque, was once known for as the Uranium Mining Capital of the world and now is known for the teen mom capital of the world. Its a place where by the age of 16-25 you'll have 3 kids from three different guys in which the mother is still shady about who they are, and the babies are all goverment supported. Where the best place to hang out when your in high school and shitfaced, is the riverwalk with the native americans, and you'll casually pass out under a bridge or on a park bench. The Allsups Honch is the drink of choice among high schoolers. Its usually filled with vodka and and a soft drink of some sort and by the time your 20 you'll have at least one DWI. The schools teach you nothing including your times tables, spelling, and basic math such as, divison muplication, and adding. Everyone uses the term 'Eh' after a sentence. Everyone has a Staring problem. There are two main bars and both have many 'swamp donkeys' lurking around. If your even slightly weathly i.e 350,000 annual income, you and your children will act like your shit dosent stink. There is no where to shop except Wal Mart and Bealls and are frequently out of sizes Large and Xtra large. if your caught in a scandal of any sort such as, divorce, cheating, sexual favors, STDS, DWI, battery, Drugs harder weed, or got someone pregnant, everyone will know by the end of the week.
Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.
Friend: " Have you been to Grants, New Mexico?
Friend 2: "yeah I was there last week seeing my 10 kids"
Grants Dude: " I was all fuckin hammered Eh"
Dude2: "Your from Grants, New Mexico arent you."
Person 1: Where you going on your Vacation?"
Person 2: "Grants, New Mexico"
Person 2: "WTF??? Why??"
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This is a term originally coined by Mr. Carr. It is a term to refer to the general acts of stupidity, hatefulness, and uselessness that seem to plague the county, as well as the high school in particular.
This can also refer to the sometimes violent reaction of native grantonians upon hearing any of the following keywords: school uniforms, lanyards, CATS testing, Wal-Mart, religion, rebel flags, sex, and drugs.
1.) Did you see that kid spinning his tractor out to protest not being able to have a rebel flag lanyard at the school? Man, the Grant County Effect strikes again.
2.) I said that school uniforms might be a good idea and that girl tried to stab me. It must have had the Grant County Effect on her.
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working for hours for free to ask for free money; and usually denied the money anyways. If you don't then you get to do more hours of volunteer work.
wanna go out?
can't busy grant writing?
why you know you're just gonna be counting scat samples if you get it
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A person who is a top sket (look it up)
that Big Boy Grant is a top sket
Once there was this cat who could grant wishes. So Jeff raped him.- a story told by Wish Granting Cat
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