Glass boat

A sexual act - One partner lies on their back and covers their face with saran wrap. Then the other person defecates onto their mouth (with the saran wrap acting as a "glass" barrier for the turd "boat".

I couldn't glass boat last night. My stool was runny.

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glass dick

A pipe used to smoke Crack

"I was suckin on a glass dick last night and was outta my damned MIND!"

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glass jaw

1.sensitivity to criticism, especially of a defamatory sort (from sense 2)

2. the inability of the chin of a boxer or other martial artist to withstand direct hits

Why is it than a verifiable dictator always seems to have a glass jaw?

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Glasses Muffintop

When you need a haircut and your hair hangs over the sides of the glasses, and the view of your head straight on looks like a muffin top. Also tiny glasses on a fat person = glasses muffintop.

yo I need a hair cut so bad! I put my glasses on and had a glasses muffintop!

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glass child

a sibling who feels invisible because their sibling gets all the attention. mostly an older sibling.

"yeah i feel like a glass child because my parents only pay attention to my sister."

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glass of possibility

With every alcoholic beverage such as a glass of beer or wine being consumed, the likliness of you to go home with someone for a hook-up or one night stand is increased.

Girl #1: Are you going home with him tonight?
Girl #2: I don't think so. (shaking head)
Girl #1: Here (gives her a beer) have another glass of possibility and you'll definitely go home with him tonight!

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glass trombone

A lovely phrase meaning crack pipe.

First used by Holy Moly:

"You are never alone with a glass trombone"

Pete loved playing with his glass trombone.

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