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Win your work from home office is covered in dog for from your constant companion.
My keyboard is covered in work glitter.
Chasing Whores or going to Strip Club
I’m going glitter fishing do you want to go? I will but I don’t have any money so I’ll just parking lot pimp while y’all inside
selfish, rude, annoying, love make-up and glitter, and "populer"
Normal human: hi-
Glitter Girl: Stop hating
Normal human: what i wasn't even talking to you-
Glitter Girl: dont lie because you know that im better then you
Normal human: that makes no- omg you such a GLITTER GIRL
Sidewalk Glitter is shattered glass on the pavement as a result of a car break in.
Avoid parking your vehicle near or over sidewalk glitter, your car’s window could be next to help decorate the neighborhood...
Give me a half bushel of large covered in some east coast glitter
Old Bay Seasoning used on everything eaten by Marylanders. Specifically maryland blue crabs.
Give me a half bushel of larges covered in some east coast glitter
This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?