NOUN: A little man who hides in dark spaces and jumps out at you then runs away and disappears
Person 1: “Oh my god. A little man just scared me”
Person 2: “was it a Closet Gnome?”
Person 1: “I think so..”
When you first notice a white hair under you scrotum.
I finally got my first scrotum gnome at age 35.
A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes
These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!
When the very aggressive violator Mike sees a gnome and punches somebody in the nuts but because he has a General fear of gnomes
I put a gnome in mikes yard and he gnome attacked me very aggressively
When gnome like traits are thrust upon you from gardening too much.
I don't know Frank, I guess a little gnome(niss) has rubbed off on me.
a short guy in the military
the military version of the bodybuilding term mini pekka
"Yo that guy Johnson may be short but hes a damn battle gnome!"