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Goofy Goober

Someone who is a complete spacktard

Look at these goofy goobers

by vegyburger November 17, 2016

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sunny side goofy goober

A move which is used in sex where a man sticks his penis into a woman's ear and urinates into it.

Last night, I gave my wife a sunny side goofy goober three times.

by Dramana June 30, 2019


Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)

Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.

by Brian Shmid April 1, 2003

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Super Goober Glabby

A state of extreme happiness, that words blend together in an illiterate annunciation.

Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!

-what?

I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?

by The one who cant speak February 24, 2023


Willington Goober

The most attractive person in the world. Those with this name get hella pussy.

Person A : Yo, Willington Goober, are you interested in doing something tonight?
Willington Goober : Nah bro. I've got like 100 women lined up to have sex with me, so I can't do anything tonight.

by Quamborius Giggleton III Jr December 14, 2023


goober juice

When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.

"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."

"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"

by the simplest dook June 27, 2024


goofy goober tower

built by people who like to be humans,

man1: "Wow that's a cool goofy goober tower,"

by Yeet is your master now March 25, 2021