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a phrase that sounds better than “lucky duck” just saying
“i have no school tomorrow”
“oh, you lucky goose!”
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A sexual position resembling a Canada Goose in flight at the same time it is hit with a bullet, making it's neck go slack.
"I had her bent over the couch and was hitting it so hard she was flopping around like a wounded goose."
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Slowing down to look at accidents, tragedies, crime scenes, etc. Aka rubber necking
Stop goose necking, you're slowing down traffic.
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To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.
WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face
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Similar to a "Moose Knuckle" and a "Camel Toe", A Goose Knuckle means a floppy or loose vagina that is clearly visible through a woman's pants, bathing suit, tights, etc.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see that chick?!"
Guy 2: "Ya man, major Goose Knuckle!"
Guy 1: "Thats pretty grody, i think i even heard it moving around down there."
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One who initiates the act of pushing the head forward upon high intoxication before regurgitating. This action resembles a goose waddling.
Franco drank too much beer, before throwing up he began goose necking when he ran to the toilet.
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Goose - Commonly referred to as the penis, a slang word for a males sexual organ. The Penis looks very much like a Goose Neck, hence the term Goose.
Giggleberries - Commonly referred to as the testis, aka bollox, a slang word for the sperm bags tucked under the hangin Goose Neck.
Goose and Giggleberries - A mans tackle, his pride and joy, his escape from normal life at the end of a hard days work, a piece of science that fascinates every man alive.
Goose and Giggleberries - A term used in American Pie (The first one, the one that was really funny) by Shit Break and Oz, used loosely to talk about being a virgin.
Also known as The Cock and Balls.
Stiffler: "I'm gonna hang out with my wang out and rock out with my cock out"
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