off grip

adverb: Immediately; Right away.

He pushed me, so I started throwin' fists off grip.

I got home, and my old lady is standin there bitchin at me off grip, before I could even take off my jacket.

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Grip and rip

To do something fast or to tell someone to hurry up.

Dave gripped and ripped through that test today.

I told John to grip and rip if he wanted to get done in time.

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meat grip

The right or left hand on a guy who masterbates a lot. The hand is usually very muscular from all the whacking.

"Man look at that dudes meat grip! He must spank the monkey on the regular! Poor bastard."

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pickle grip

When a pickle gets gripped while gripping a pickle.

While dressed as a pickle, Fred grabbed his pickle and yelled "I'm Pickle Grip!"

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Brown's Grip

When someone will not let go of something and when told to let go, they do not acknowledge the fact they are still holding on.

That chick has a huge Brown's Grip on Edward, she wont let go

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Texan grip

When providing a hand job, to do it with the thumb pointing downwards, towards the anus, so that once can massage the ballsac with the spare thumb.

Named after George W Bush Junior's favourite way of stepping up his career when he was in college; the Texan grip.

You wan' Texan Glip? I give you Texan Grip, pwease don' kirr my famiry

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gripy grip

Low key vocab when ur girl wants to give u a hand job and she strokes mad hard.
The opposite to a slurpy slurp

"Hey babe I'm feeling horny and I'm bored "
U want to give me a gripy grip"
"Sure then u can give me a slurpy slurp"

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