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A Gym gorilla is a guy that is very buff and muscular this type of guy has a lot of confidence and he is addicted to working out he would doing anything to get big strong he often looks very angry and he loves showing off and since he is desperate to get bigger and bigger he takes steroids all gym gorillas takes steroids that is why all of them have little penises just like a gorilla .A gym gorillas goes to the gym everyday and stays there for a very long time he is addicted to the gym and he always makes time to go there it is almost like he lives there .There arms are very big and muscular and they usually have big chest and there neck are swollen with vein popping out but there lower body is not in the best shape the have no six pack they either have a gut belly or or just a regular stomach there leg are not in shape at all .
Chad goes to the gym everyday man is he a gym gorilla !
Look at that guy he never leaves the gym what a gym gorilla !
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It's when you press one finger to close a nostril and blow snot out the other, usually onto the ground or into the sink or wherever.
Mr. Mason used his Gym Teacher's Hankey and blew snot all over my shoe.
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A penis that is small when un-erect and might induce laughter if seen but is much bigger when erect.
Girl: "My, when I saw him steam room a few weeks ago, he definatly wasn't that big. He must just have a bad gym dick."
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A kid that takes gym too seriously, usually they are jocks and they will yell at you if you don't do shit.
Me talking to friend: Dude what was the Geometry homework again?
Friend: uh...
*Gym class hero (a senior on the football team) smashes into friend, breaking his arm.*
Friend: Oh fuck my arm hurts like a bitch owwwwwwwwww.
Gym Class hero: That's what you get for not catching the ball.
Me: Go fuck your disgusting girlfriend gym class hero.
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While someone is sitting down you put on short shorts, or underwear and stretch, placing your genitals in their facial region.
The Gym Teacher- mike was sitting in my chair, i walked up and proceeded to place my leg on the arm rest while stretching with my genitals by his face.
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That one super athletic kid in your gym class who tries too hard to win, and play with the gym teacher. They do this to show off their ability, but make it seem like that they don't actually care about winning.
We just lost dodgeball to a gym class warrior.
I felt bad when I lost volleyball to a gym class warrior, but then I realized that I had higher grades than him in all of my academic courses.
The irrational fear of gym teachers
Why does he look so nervous around the gym teacher? I think he has gym teacher phobia