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When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.
Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!
The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.
Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!
When a girl is giving you a hand job but won't shut up.
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard that girl was good at handy's.
Guys 2: Yea bro, but she was a real handy-talkie.
it is a hand job when they person giving it is behind you and jerking you off from "down under"
I got a great Australian Handy from the Asian massage parlor
When you carve a hole in a block of spam to use as a masturbatory aid.
"I was over at Jeffrey's house and noticed the remnants of a hilo handy in his trash. Guess that's why he has all that Spam in his pantry"
The act of receiving a hand job by the passenger while riding a motorcycle down the highway.
Should of been there bro! I went for a ride on the bike last night and a bar fly gave me the best highway handy!
I walked in on her with her Handy Banana up her vertical bacon sandwitch
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