A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.
Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.
The word you use when you see something big and advanced but it fits perfectly in your hand.
HANDI = HAND
Guy 1: Oh look at the setup for handi she has
Guy 2: Yeah, look at that (whatever fits in her hand)!
Act of using your hand on a 10.5”er with Kung Foo Grip
Joe Biden loves performing the Handy Chance on other men.
A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.
The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.
Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!
Noun, slang; A hand job, aka handy, given in secret and/or private; a favor often performed in pity or to soften rejection.
After such an awkward first (and last) date, Jill couldn't bring herself to sleep with Jack... but she did at least give the poor guy a hush handy.
A ritual to confirm that two potential homies have become full-fledged homies.
My homie Andy and I became homies at his home yesterday. That's right, Andy gave me a homie handie at his home.