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A culmination of words, names and phrases from the Harry Potter World that can be used to describe or dictate ordinary everyday occurrences! Kind of the Wizard's alternative to "Cockney Rhyming Slang" just replacing "Cockney" with "Potter"!
Harry Potter Rhyming Slang examples:
Merlin’s Beard - God that’s weird!
Horcrux Snape - For f***’s sake!
That’s Weasley - That was easy!
Hermione Granger - Hello stranger!
Quiddich Quaffle - What a load of waffle!
...Now let’s see them used in situ:
I came out of the house only to see my dog grunting at a squirrel. “Merlin’s Beard!” I exclaimed. Then I noticed that my dog was standing on my favourite flower bed! ‘Horcrux Snape’ I thought to myself, ‘I only just planted those a year ago!’. I yelled at Dozer - my dog - to move his arse kindly off my flowers which he did, promptly. ‘Hmm...That was Weasley’ I thought to myself! Usually it takes longer for Dozer to recognize my mood and oblige my orders! Just then I saw and old friend of mine - Julianne - walking passed the house. “Hermione Granger!” I called out to her but she simply looked at me, puzzled, and said “Quiddich Quaffle!” and thus ended our conversation.
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Cheap glasses that make you look like a silly goose
Shorty looks hot in her new wizard glasses, but the fish people look harry potter rahtard.
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The act of consuming your friends cum and then jerking off with your left arm while thinking of what just happened.
"Yo at Robs last night, I think Nathan did a Harry Potter Protein Jerk with Jake's cum".
That movie SUCKED.
They left out SOO much and what the hell- dementors fly now?
And they never mention anything about the marauder's map history!
And Sirius is supposed to look different. They could have dyed his hair dark brown or something...
But one huge thing: Lupin as a werewolf. DUDE. That is soo not a werewolf, it looked pathetic... it had like, no hair and just UGH.
So basically it was an atrocity to the book. The book wsa sooooo much better, don't EVER base the harry potter series on the movies...
Girl one: Hey wanna watch the harry potter 3 movie?
Girl two: Sure, I could use a good laugh that movie is dumb
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When you're playing beer pong and beer/water are under the cups, making them drift like chess in harry potter.
Guy 1: Dude why the fuck are the cups moving?
Guy 2: IT'S HARRY POTTER BEER PONG
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What Alice wants to do everyday in her dreams.
having sex with harry potter in my dreams.
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Anything that is completely crappy.
Anything that is modeled after something else but does it in such a poor fashion as it is completely unrecognizable.
A load of crap.
Did you see what the dog left on the stairs? Ya, it was soo Harry Potter 3 Movie.
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