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hold her mud

Literally, to be able to undergo cold turkey narcotics withdrawal without the usual helpless uncontrollable diarrhea. Figuratively, to be tough, to undergo hardships without losing it.

"She was in that jail cell for three days going cold after her last shot of H, and never a peep. That broad can really hold her mud."
"She's going through an evil divorce and never once badmouthed her ex. She can really hold her mud."

by Bilberry March 12, 2008

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Wooshi finger hold

When you're having sex with a female. You grab her clit with your middle finger and thumb, you hold your pinkie up and when you're about to cum, you say skadoosh as you cum inside her.

Female: he decimated my vagina with his semen as he gave me the wooshi finger hold.

by Kung fu master August 5, 2017


hold my fries

Variation of hold my beer where a heavy weighted person tries to accomplish a feat and more often then not fails miserably.

Hold my fries, and let me show you how I will do a backflip from this 2ft fence.

by Mxwldm January 10, 2019


Two Toke Hold

A game which two or more people can play.

In which the participants pass around 2 or more spliffs, taking 2 tokes and then passing it on.

The smoke inhaled from these 2 tokes, and consequent tokes is held in the lungs until the first spliff comes back to you. You may then exhale and carry on the game!

Guy 1: You wanna play Two Toke Hold?
Guy 2: Yeh man, that game's whack yo'"

Brrrap

by LeeRoooyBrown September 13, 2008


Holding My Dick

Waiting for something to happen or for your turn. Coined to describe male porn actors who wait on the sidelines for their scene, Literally holding their dicks.

I wish I could study right now, but my books haven't arrived yet so I'm stuck here holding my dick.

Don't just stand there holding your dick, get a box and help me move.

If you don't plan on getting that bitch pregnant, you'd better hold your dick or stick it in her butt, else you'll wind up her babydaddy.

by Scnd January 24, 2011

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what's the hold-up

What are you/we waiting for

What's the hold-up

by Rik Gierman June 23, 2014

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texas hold em

A version of poker, most notably the variant played at the world series of poker.

Each player is dealt two cards, face down, three cards are then placed in the center of the table, face up. Then two more cards are dealt.

Another popular version is No Limits Texas Hold 'Em, where a player has the option to go all in which means that they bet all their chips.

It takes some balls to play texas hold 'em... Especially with some big greasy mafia types right behind you.

by Hyland February 2, 2004

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