pommel horse

A)When the chick gets on top and decides to do it like the man.

B) A deuce resembling said real-life object

Dude, I don't think you wanna go wit that chick because apparently she likes to pommel horse the shit outta people.

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Horse Barto

A MAN WHO LOVES THE SENSATION OF A LARGE HORSE COCK SLOWLY SLIDING DOWN THE ANAL CAVITY.

Emmett: 'OH HORSEY'.
Rickie: Horse barto save some for me you bad boy
Emmett: ' You want some'
Rickie: Yes horse barto

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Ya Horse

A.often shouted out at trifflin, ugly ass, brutal people
B.said to establish dislike
-derived from "You whores" said by Tony Montana in "Scarface"

Look theres that Ho,Ya Horse!!!!

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bitch horse

when someone is constantly complaining they are on a bitch horse.

Stop asking me to clean the garage. When are you going to get off that bitch horse.

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horse's hymen

Something really tough...very difficult.

"This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"

"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"

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horse shagger

someone who shags horses

Dan:louise wat are you doin
Louise:i'm just shagging my horse
Dsn:you fuckin dirty horse shagger

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Horse Fister

A person who inserts their fist in to a horse's rectum. Derogatory.

That Steve is a complete horse fister.

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