Human Centipede

A romantic comedy about an inspiring surgeon who sews three people together from ass to mouth. THEIR IS NO ME IN HUMAN CENTIPEDE! TEAMWORK!

my human centipede is john goodman in the front miley cyrus in the middle and justin beiber in the back. then i would ask miley if she has "the best of both worlds now?"

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human toilet

a slave who eats both shit and piss.

That slave is a human toilet.

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Anti-human

Anti-human. When you realize that everyone, including your self is an idiot and an NPC. (see. NPC: Non-Player Character)

Anything that is contrary to self autonomy, self sovereignty, free will and the general spirit of life, freedom, true joy and the human endeavour.

any device or system ( including current devices and systems) put in place or exploited to limit the potential of humanity

examples: Taxation, culture, government, indoctrination, 5G, lack of protection from EMF waves, testing biological agents on the public. Public experimentation, experimentation on soldiers.The manipulation of the money supply. The manipulation of the food supply. The manipulation of markets. The lack of a "Real Free market" The manipulation of biologic and socioeconomic factors. Lobbying, corporations,priests, politicians, police and all forms of authority. Institutionalized power and authority. The Media.Lies; falsehoods. All forms of de-humanization. Selfish action,thought or deed. Indulging in self. self- indulgence. indulgence in ego. Ego mind. Egotism.Entropic and centrifugal feelings, thoughts, emotions or actions instead of negentropic and centripetal feelings, thoughts, emotions or actions. Self destructive instead of self sustaining.

adhering to Victim/Oppressor roles, attitudes and dichotomies

Othering people. Viewing people as "other" or "other than themselves". Prejudice; the heart of racism.

Hating humanity because of all of the above ^

I'm so Anti-Human bro. Anti-Humanity, its the new enlightenment. Anti-human because fuck people. Humanity is so Anti-Human...wtf man look at history. Look at all those anti-humans over there! Typical anti-human... Anti-humans are a foreign installation. For Anti-humans compassion is only self pity in disguise. There are so many NPC's so many anti-humans.

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Human iPod

That one person that can name the song, artist, album, composer, writer and label an artist puts out. This person can also do this from a few beats of a song.

*song starts to play*
Friend: Hey, what song is this?
You: That's Nu Shooz with "I Can't Wait" off of their album 'Poolside'. They are a husband and wife team that wrote this song about wanting to get "together" *wink wink* after a long day. It's release was in the 80's. Thety are also a one hit wonder.
Friend: You damn Human iPod! *changes station*
human, iPod, ipod, music

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Human Photosynthesis

The act of performing photosynthesis while human. The only way of getting bitches.

Non-photosynthesizer: Yo, how'd u get all those bitches?
Chad-photosynthesizer: I perform human photosynthesis on a daily basis, bro.

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Human Female

Human Female

1.

Linda from Futurama
She is referred to as Human Female by her co-host: Morbo

2.
The Female half of the human species.
Symbol: ♀ Venus - The Goddess of Love
Biologically different from their male counterpart, the human female has XX sex chromosomes, a longer life expectancy, sex organs that facilitate children, breasts and many other things
Additionally they have different social expectations, although such a thing is undergoing thorough refinement in todays society
See also: woman, lady, girl

1.
Morbo: Over to you human female
Linda giggles

2.
Human Male: Nice breasts
Human Female: I have eyes you know...

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human horn

The olfactory organ found on a human. It is a very potent aphrodesiac.

"Human horn prices are skyrocketing in the black market."

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