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a condition affecting people in western rural areas or prehaps western schools like the university of wyoming. It results in the lack of any decent looking women so the men adjust their expecations to match the situation. Women ugly in california would be treated as goddeses in these areas.
John: Man jason thinks every girl in the state of flordia is hot.
Will: Its not his fault, he devoloped cowboy vision to cope with the women in wyoming/idaho.
John: Is there anyway to help him?
Will: No, after prolonged exposure to that situation cowboy vision is incurable.
Gay sex. Preferably in the back of a pickup truck or any other masculine location.
"There's nothing I love more than some cowboy magic with my pals"
The act of a red bearded man in a Cowboy hat walks by and sticks his finger in you ass and smells it just to get his rocks off!
This man gave me a spicy cowboy and smelled his finger!
The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.
I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.
I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.
No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
A sexual act where the female gets down on all fours. The male then proceeds to mount the female, tie a belt around her neck, and kick her in the sides whilst violently snapping the makeshift reins. The act ends when the man screams “You’re alright girl”,before aggressively ejaculating all over the back of the woman
Person one: hey wanna go get some Italian.
Person two: I can’t I’m still recovering from the Domesticated Cowboy
Eating a bacon sandwich , smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of stella whilst riding your fella
Wow, last night I rode that mofo like an English Cowboy
When you give a girl your hat and she wears it, she's automatically your girlfriend.
When you let a girl drive your truck or jeep, she's your girlfriend.
Cowboy Law.
I let her drive my truck. Cowboy Law.