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A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.
as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"
Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)
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Basically calling someone ugly.
Dude: "Look at that guy.."
Man: "He has a face only a mother could love."
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This term is used to describe ugly, unattractive people who have absolutely no chance of dating a sane woman/man.
Jim: "Who is that ugly freak of nature?"
Steve: "Oh that's the guy with only a face a mother could love"
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an inappropriate picture ones take that don’t get posted or shared with anyone else.
her- “Can we take pics only we can see?”
him- “Yes.”
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A phrase typically sported by swag fags, gangbangers, wannabe gangbangers, wiggers, drug addicts and the like in order to justify or enable their shitty habits or behaviors. This phrase is often uttered most by those who would be the last person you would think of when thinking of a disciple of God. The moral equivalent of starting a fight then saying, "You wouldn't hit someone with glasses, would you?"
"Hey, John. You should really stop sleeping with 15 year olds and using your Moms money on tattoos of your birth year."
"Stfu, nigga. Only God can judge me."
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Also, "you only think I'm joking."
Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.
Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...
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another way of saying "well done" or "fair play to ya" except funnier. A preferred term among Football managers.
“Andy Reid, you have lost eight kilos and worked extremely hard and that can only be fair play to ya!"
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