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hoop

A slang term used by folk in Dallas meaning to fight or “bump

Ay nigga we can meet up and hoop whatever yhu on bih

by laasn4il June 8, 2024


hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.

A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.

by QuacksO July 19, 2018


hooped earrings

a big circle plonked on your ear.

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.

by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014


grizzly man hoop

An incredibly hairy male ass hole

Fuck me thats one grizzly man hoop

by GhostPooper98 October 21, 2020


Bitch hoops

Female earrings that are large af and circular.

The lady with the bitch hoops looked fire af

by tindertiger February 2, 2019


da hoop

Noun: a dog with the name pepper who runs the household

Hes da hoop.

Ay! Da hoop wants a piece of your meatball.

by Da hoop's my boss October 19, 2013


hoop slut

A girl who only dates basketball players. She has probably dated the entire basketball team.

Have you seen Alex? She’s such a hoop slut.

by Daiseysbff November 8, 2017