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NOT FILIPINOS, JAPANESE, INDONESIANS, MALAYSIANS, CHINESE ISLANDERS. THEY ARE ALL ASIAN.
Geography
"The Philippines (Filipino: Pilipinas), officially the Republic of the Philippines (Republika ng Pilipinas), is an island nation located in the Malay Archipelago in Southeast Asia"
"We are Pacific Islanders because we are located in the Pacific Ocean!" FALSE!
"Inhabitants of the Chinese, Taiwanese, Japanese, Philippine, and Indonesian islands, although technically bordering the Pacific Ocean, are not considered Pacific Islanders because such islands are not located in any of the three regions of Oceania, and are therefore classified as "Asians" on the U.S. Census.
"However, a growing number of Filipino-Americans have denied the classification of being "Asian", instead claiming to be "Pacific Islanders", which has provoked dismay among some Pacific Islanders who actually belong to the Oceanic cultures comprising the commonly accepted definition of the term."
About the Real Pacific Islanders that Filipinos mistake themselves for
"The Pacific Ocean has an estimated 20,000 to 30,000 islands; the exact number has not been precisely determined. These islands are also sometimes collectively called Oceania, and are traditionally grouped into three: (1) Melanesia, (2) Micronesia, and (3) Polynesia. Inhabitants are sometimes referred to as Pacific Islanders."
Filipino Culture
"Filipino culture is largely a fusion of the indigenous traditions of the Philippines, with the Hispanic and American cultures. It has also been significantly influenced by Chinese, Indonesian and Indian cultures."
"The Chinese influences in Filipino culture are most evident in Filipino cuisine. The prevalence of noodles, known locally as mami, are a testament of the Chinese cuisine. Other Chinese influences include linguistic borrowings and the occasional Chinese derived surnames."
The Truth
Based on facts, Filipinos are classified as Asians and not Pacific Islanders. If you are Filipino, please do not deny that!
Remember and please note!
If you do not live in any of the following locations:
New Guinea, New Caledonia, Vanuatu, Fiji, Solomon Islands, Marianas, Guam, Wake Island, Palau, Mashall Islands, Kiribati, Nauru, Federated States of Micronesia, New Zealand, Hawaiian Islands, Midway Islands, Samoa, American Somoa, Tonga, Tuvalu, Cook Islands, French Polynesia, and Easter Island,
THEN YOU ARE NOT A PACIFIC ISLANDER!
SO STOP STEALING THEIR IDENTITY AND BE PROUD OF YOUR OWN!!!
"I'm a pacific islander because our country borders the pacific ocean."
WRONG.
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this is a verb that is used when a game developer puts out an amazing trailer but then totally underwhelms with the final product
"hey did you here about that new zombie game it looks pretty damn good."
"yeah I just hope they don't dead island this one, that trailer showed no gameplay."
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Contrary to what one may automatically assume, Reggin Island is not an Island that is necessarily full of Reggins.
The term is used when someone claims that they will "Send you to Reggin Island" meaning that they will bludgen and beat you until you are so bruised that you whole body is black, similar to that of a Reggin. Depending on the method and standard of transport, the beating will be of different levels, for example, a bus to Reggin Island would be the lightest and a first class, or possibly private, jet, being the most severe. The purpose of Reggin Island is R&R.
"Mate, pack your bags, you're about to get some R&R on Reggin Island!"
"You best shut up or you'll be on the next plane to reggin island."
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sitting in the bath tub with a hard on fill the water to a depth where just the tip is out of the water. then get a fly tear the wings off and place him on your junk and he will walk all over it.
i got so bored last night i gave myself the giligans island
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NOT AN ISLAND! located in the New England area, is the smallest state with the longest name (Rhode Island and providence plantations) also it has the 2nd largest population density. A nice place to grow up. Home of Del's Lemonade (where the only good kind is lemon), coffee milk, the word bubbler. Has really nice beaches, most Rhode islanders hate the tourists because they crowd our beaches. Most Rhode Islanders are characterized by being Italian and pronouncing their R's like Ah. however most people only do that when they are angry. Is really cold in winter and really hot in summer. Most popular stores in the area are Abercrombie and Hollister.
Rhode Islander:Yeah Im on vacation from Rhode Island.
Ignorant person: Duhh is that an island?
Rhode Islander:...wow you are retarded.
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n. A location that, although existing within the continental United States is sufficiently remote as to have no available Cell Phone or Internet service whatsoever.
Don't bother emailing me the changes tomorrow. We'll be camping in the Adirondacks so I'll be on "Gilligan's Island" until Sunday afternoon.
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just look up roosevelt long island, or hempstead, thats the hood nigga
strong island aint nuthin to fuck wit, not the hamptons and that tv shit, come see whats been hidden, run through martin luther king drive and youll think you was in athens park bitch nigga, n shit ya draws, you wont say nuthin.
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