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the weed you've dropped and was later found on your sock
"Yo homie, check out my sock!"
"...and you thought we had finished it all. Pass da sock-broc homie, we'll smoke dis shit."
To masturbate with a sock.
"John never has matching socks because one is always used in the process of sock rubbing."
A person who is smelly and disgusting like a locker full of gym socks.
Holy shit, that guy on the treadmill is a total sock locker.
I typed dick licker in my phone and auto correct changed it to sock locker.
A cotton sock that is used to clean up ejaculation off of the bed. over time it dries and becomes crusty/ sharp at which point it needs to be replaced
Dude...watch out! You'll cut yourself on the sharp sock... my bad...my girl always leaves it out!
Someone who is used by someone and then thrown away. (Usually consensual) This person could also be a pillow prince or pillow princess.
“He was such a cum sock! He asked if I wanted anymore or if I was just gonna throw him away”
When you fill a condom with gravy, place it on your penis and have sexual intercourse. The phrase “You ‘right love?!” must also be spoken during said intercourse and gravy can also be drunk from a large pitcher.
Person 1: I had a great time last night with that bird.
Person 2: Oh yeah, what’d you do?
Person 1: Yeah mate, we did the Northerner’s Sock.
The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.
Bert: That was amazing!!!
Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*
Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!
Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!