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When a man sheaths a gun between his body and the center of his belt without a holster and
1) Burns off his foreskin with the hot barrel of his recently-fired weapon.
2) Accidentally shoots his own dick.
Flávio Bolsonaro is in danger of performing an Italian Circumcision if he does not use a holster.
Reusable plastic containers and the matching lids. Such as store bought Kool Whip, butter and sherbert containers.
If you want to take leftovers home, bring your Italian Tupperware to dinner with you.
The most gigantic penis in the wole world. Italian men and their male descendents are said to have a very big penis. It's a gift of the race.
Ben: Hey man! Have you hidden a whisky bottle under your pants?
Giuliano: No, man. It's my Italian penis!!!!!
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This is when two Italian men run a train (aka: a threesome) on any girl from any country.(your preference)
Dalcero: Damn dude last night was intense!
Splinter: Yeh man totally ran an Italian train on that American girl.
Dalcero: Choo Choo!!
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noun; Used to dispose of a mafia-whacked corpse by combining the body, the mid-summer's heat, and the trunk of an abandoned car. As defined by Henry Hill on his website GoodFellaHenry.com
Petey (in Italian accent): What are we going to do with this rat's body?
Mario: Don't worry, the Italian Oven will do the job.
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Interesting ethnical mix. Makes charming individuals who love elaborate food, fine arts, luxury Champagne, designer clothings, gorgeous women, tasteful interiors, transalpine red cars and oversized sunglasses.
Roman Catholics by education but only go to Chruch for Easter with their Grandmas. Sharp sense of self-derision, laugh about their so-called decadence.
Read political BS romans in cafés. Praize their families.
This guy named B who lives in Paris with his Boston girlfriend is a Franco-Italian bourgeois!
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Italian showers are when an someone who works construction hides a bottle $2 cologne in the glove compartment of their dirty construction vehicle. They do not go home after work and just go straight to the strip club and douse themselves in cheap cologne.
I only had time for an italian shower.
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