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a specific type of male Russian mobster, typically in his 35+ years with expirience.
there are only 2 types of Ivans:
first there's the Ivan who is too married to his job like a machine
then there is the non standard Ivan who's got a screw loose in his head
(quote by Alperen Kulci and Ryohgo Narita)
Simon is not your typical Ivan
He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
Ivan a smart, lovable, handsome person. Ivan’s are incredibly smart, he always gets a pluses, they always have a good heart and will always have a smile on their face. They will help a friend in need at all times. they are super HANDSOME.
P.1 Look it’s Ivan
P.2 Ohhhhhh he’s so handsome
P.1 He’s cute
The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a ivan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable ! Be on the lookout for them tho because they might steal your Panda Express!
Ivan ur such a big boy now
Give me my Panda Express back ivan!
Ivan a smart, lovable, handsome person. Ivan’s are incredibly smart, he always gets a pluses, they always have a good heart and will always have a smile on their face. They will help a friend in need at all times. they are super HANDSOME.
P.1 Look it’s Ivan
P.2 Ohhhhhh he’s so handsome
P.1 He’s cute