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THE BEST PORNSTAR IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
HE MAKES BIG BOB LOOK SMALL IN THE PANTS!
"What the Fuck! Why is ron Jeremy nailing my Mom?"
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1) A TV host that annoyed the public with various "comedy" set ups and who also made a small fortune from showing clips of people falling over and hurting themselves. He has a small hand - a deformation from God to remind us all that we shouldn't profit from others misfortune.
2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.
A traumatised wannabe terrorist has been told to prove his faith by shooting his grandmother in the face and is now standing over the body with a smoking gun in his hand...
Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."
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The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
My heart is taken by Jeremy Burgess.
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A person who drinks all available alcohol including the hand sanitizer, spend way too much money, run off with a random girl, pass out, and wake yourself and everyone else up in 3 hours to do it again. The man and legend lives in Orange County, CA
I totally pulled a drunk Jeremy last weekend and now I have a three day hangover. Lets get wasted.
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Jeremy is the most sweatest guy ever. He has a big penis and a huge heart. I like him a lot. He is an amazing football player and wretler. Overall he is the best guy friend/ brother that anyone could ever ask for. He is an amazing listener and overall perfect. The most thing that i like bout him is his wonderful personality. When ever u want to talk about issues that u are having he will listen but whenever u want to talk about ur feelings he will say "bitch please get over urself".. I like him alot and he is my brother from another mother forever. <3
.. His favorit color is red. He likes girls that wont screw him over and are nice. He like working out alot. And loves hanging out with friends and his girlfriend <3
Why cant i have Jeremy Clifford?? <3
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The one and only bike of Jeremy. This bike lives only to please and has been known to satisfy women in only ways a god can do. He roams the streets of Newport ringing his bell at passers by to brighten up there day and potentially pull. However Jeremy's bike is not just a bike he is a state of mind in which all individuals aspire to ascertain.
Man 1: Mate my wife cheated on me last night
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.