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THE BEST PORNSTAR IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
HE MAKES BIG BOB LOOK SMALL IN THE PANTS!
"What the Fuck! Why is ron Jeremy nailing my Mom?"
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1) A TV host that annoyed the public with various "comedy" set ups and who also made a small fortune from showing clips of people falling over and hurting themselves. He has a small hand - a deformation from God to remind us all that we shouldn't profit from others misfortune.
2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.
A traumatised wannabe terrorist has been told to prove his faith by shooting his grandmother in the face and is now standing over the body with a smoking gun in his hand...
Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."
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The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
My heart is taken by Jeremy Burgess.
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A person who drinks all available alcohol including the hand sanitizer, spend way too much money, run off with a random girl, pass out, and wake yourself and everyone else up in 3 hours to do it again. The man and legend lives in Orange County, CA
I totally pulled a drunk Jeremy last weekend and now I have a three day hangover. Lets get wasted.
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Jeremy is the most sweatest guy ever. He has a big penis and a huge heart. I like him a lot. He is an amazing football player and wretler. Overall he is the best guy friend/ brother that anyone could ever ask for. He is an amazing listener and overall perfect. The most thing that i like bout him is his wonderful personality. When ever u want to talk about issues that u are having he will listen but whenever u want to talk about ur feelings he will say "bitch please get over urself".. I like him alot and he is my brother from another mother forever. <3
.. His favorit color is red. He likes girls that wont screw him over and are nice. He like working out alot. And loves hanging out with friends and his girlfriend <3
Why cant i have Jeremy Clifford?? <3
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"Jeremy stuff" is a broad term encompassing outrageous acts and entertaining outbursts, often involving actions or words that flirt with criminal boundaries, yet elicit humor from peers and bystanders. These extreme behaviors, frequently occurring under the influence of excessive alcohol, tend to possess a highly sexual nature. The unconventional and peculiar nature of Jeremy stuff often pushes witnesses to question their own sanity due to its divergence from societal norms. These actions or speeches are commonly morally and ethically unjustifiable, and seldom align with contemporary political correctness.
While instances of individuals describing themselves as "victims" of Jeremy stuff are infrequent, this term typically refers to experiences that result in positive outcomes or receptions for onlookers or participants. Despite their momentary comedic appeal, Jeremy stuff actions are generally deemed inappropriate at the time of occurrence. Coined by a Canadian named Jeremy, who later gained fame as an NHL ice hockey player, the term originated as an inside joke in his small hometown of approximately 100,000 residents during the late 2010s.
Throughout that period, the term spread from Jeremy's hometown to eastern and southeastern Canada, and even as far as the Atlantic coast, attributed to his extensive travel in eastern North America due to his hockey career.
"Bro... we all went out for drinks on Saturday night and we decided to hit the A&W drive-thru window after the club, but when we got to the window to pay, Jeremy rolled down the back window and directed a large stream of vomit in the direction of the poor woman, right when she opened up shop!"
"Well that just sounds like classic Jeremy stuff."
Someone who will accompany your sad night with his extremely fantastic song.
On this rainy night, I will open my Spotify and hit Jeremy Zucker's album, then cry overnight.