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Jessica

A feminine name used for basic kids who claim to have a certain ethnicity but really only like the sound of it and one dish from that culture.

A woman to claim to be in love with a man who is ten years younger than her who has a kid and is scheduled to be married while playing games with a man who is head over heels for her and gives her the world.

A lady who changes styles and accents(to impress males) more than a woman who is on the run from child support changes her last name.
The worst person you could have on your team.

"I don't trust her around my boyfriend... she acts like she is above middle class." "Her name's Jessica."

by BinkieDoodle March 24, 2019

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jessica

A retarded girl who only talks about Quentin

Yo why won’t jessica stop talking about Quentin

by Samamon September 28, 2019

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jessica

Jessica is a massive liar. All she breathes is lies.

She seems to think that she is magnificent with everything she does.

Jessica always brags about her "beauty skills" when actually she has no talent.
She always puts people down for their race and weight when she is no stick herself!!!
She steals from her "friends" and is extremely rude and annoying towards them.
Jessica is by far the dumbest person you will ever meet, her excuse for it being "I'm a blonde."
she puts absolutely no effort into school work and only befriends people for popularity.
She puts herself on a pedestal and thinks she has the best, biggest and perkiest boobs but in reality they are tiny and saggy.

Jessica is a fugly fucking whore.

"my name iz Jessica an' I'm soooo popular!!! I know like everywunnn. they all larv mee."

by violet666 January 9, 2015

46πŸ‘ 284πŸ‘Ž


Jessica

A dirty girl that loves the freeze bitch

Jessica loves it when Mingus yells "FREEZE BITCH!!!!!".

by #sinktheboat September 25, 2017

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jessica

A Jessica is a girl who thinks every female wants her man, when in fact no one wants him because she's been with him and his friends

She's a Jessica always thinking someone is trying to get with him, even though she was with his boy the other night

by Thatgirljay November 6, 2014

29πŸ‘ 207πŸ‘Ž


Jessica

whore

Bro #1: Bro, who's that hot chick over there ?!?
Bro #2: Oh, you shouldn't fuck with her bro, she's a real Jessica.
Bro #1: Damn, bro, thanks for letting me know. Love you bro.
Bro #2: Love you too, bro.

by sascrotch2019 January 20, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jessica

Your cool female friend. She's comfortable to be around and cool to talk to. In most cases, a Jessica will be emo. In some cases, a Jessica might be lesbian or bisexual.

Straight Male: "Dude, I can't believe Jessica stole my girl."
Straight Male's Friend: "Well, she is a Jessica."

by ButtoningPuppet July 7, 2018

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