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Jonah Pickl (born May 23, 2002), better known simply by his stage name Johnny Quenno, is an recording artist from a small town in Germany. He loves Zendaya and always calls her his baby, he even has her name tattooed on his right arm to prove his eternal love for her. He is about to drop an album for Zendaya called "Blume" which will be legendary and the best album of all time. Johnny Quenno is the goat and People should appreciate him more.
"Did you hear Johnny Quenno's new album Blume he made for Zendaya?"
"OMG Yes, he's the goat."
Amazing actor with gorgeous cheeckbones, deep dark eyes and incredible physique. A man that choses his movie roles because he finds them interesting, NEVER not ever for the money. Has a mysterious style that ANY woman *especially me would do ANYTHING in the world to witness.
gorgeous, sucessful actor, sexy
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The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice
Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"
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When you have a laugh that is funnier then what your laughing at. Such as Johnny Knoxville from jackass.
Person: Dude that was so funny (laughs weirdly)
Friend: Not as funny as your laugh. Your Johnny Knoxvilling
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When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.
(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.
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A person who enters steel ball run race to originally learn about Gyro's Steel Ball but ends up using Tusk Act 4 to shoot Infinite Rotation into the 23rd President of The United States, Funny Valentine.
Johnny Joestar. In this world, for me, you are the greatest challenge!! - Diego Brando.
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Johnny Johnny Yes papa
Eating sugar
No papa
Telling lies
No papa
Open your mouth
HAHA
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