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Big Johnson

A funny dude (probably called Cameron) with a dope ass truck.

OMG was that THE Big Johnson?

by low key lit May 29, 2019


Jimmy Johnson

Jimmy Johnson is the notorious YouTuber who is known for his iconic Cuphead Expert Series. He is also exceptionally known for playing FORTNITE.

That guy is a total Jimmy Johnson.

by Tyler1longlostbrother November 27, 2019


Mrs. Johnson

The most annoying bitch in the 9 realms. If you think you have a bad teacher then think again. The amount of bullshitery achieved by Mrs. Johnson will leave you wanting to kill yourself.

Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."

Holy fucking shit I hate Mrs. Johnson so fucking much.

by Big_B00ty January 13, 2020


The Johnson Effect

The Effect consists of a common practice where someone kisses someone and break up about a week later. The practice gets its name from a man named El B. Johnson, A common user of the practice.

Oh bro, that was totally The Johnson Effect at play.

by TrevanTe349 February 24, 2020


Serayia johnson

She will fight for her friends. She always has a man and her ass is massive watch out for hair because she will kick your ass🤐🤐🤐

Serayia johnson has great hair

by Ceeamani27 February 19, 2019


Landen Johnson

A person who will not stop to dominate the competition. If you know someone named this RUN. Run as far as you can after that take a bus and then an AMTRAK train. Get the nuclear codes and nuke the town where "Landen Johnson" lives. I wish you luck to survive. God help us all.....

Landen Johnson burned down my house because I forgot to give his pen back.
Landen Johnson threw Terry off a bridge because he forgot to pay him his $20.

by Ctrl+Shift+Esc May 6, 2022


angry johnson

A term used to describe an erection that hurts so much. A throbbing boner.

'You see Willy twitching over there? He's got an angry johnson in his pants."

by xxdemented_dreamerxx December 2, 2009