two joints stoned

Two joints stoned is when you quite stoned but theres definitely room for more weed

Man 1: you look stoned
Man 2: ye man but im only two joints stoned
Man1 : well skin the fuck up man

I dont leave the house until im two joints stoned.

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Big Toe Joint

A joint that causes one to fold dishes.

"I hit that big toe joint and got to folding."

Block-and-drop joint

A bar in the early 1910's, which served "needled" or fortified beer. So called because you have a drink, walk a block and drop dead. Also called a "blind pig."

The proprietors of the block-and-drop joint had set up a practice of drugging their beer, then rolling the patrons that passed out.

class up the joint

To add a touch of refinement or elegance to an otherwise seedy or unsavory location, grouping, or endeavor.

The crystal doorknobs in the dive bar really 'class up the joint'.

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double jointed ass

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

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Square up this joint

Verb, used in the context of cleaning. To tell someone to square up this joint means you're telling them to clean said place. Joint referring to the room/house you're standing in.

Dad: Your mom wants you to square up this joint, yo.
Son: She wants me to clean my room?
Dad: Word.
Son: Okay.
Dad: Represent.

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Cop My Joint

"Cop my Joint" is an abrupt term meaning "Suck my Cock". This saying is to be used as an abrupt come back to some moron who is trying to slag you in front of your friends. This saying is best used in large crowds and your opponent is surrounded by his own friends. This will ensure maximum embarrasment to him or her.

Oh yea, you can "Cop my Joint" Mutherfucker!!!!!

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