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1. Marginally talented pop boy-band manufactured by large corporation (noun). 2.Keen use of Myspace and Youtube sites to enlist legions of underage fans who seek bland, safe music and parentally-approved young men (verb).
3.Variety of overly processed,non-threatening disposable pop songs and consumer junk that contributes little to culture but generates tons of cash for the machinery involved (adjective).
1."Hey, did you hear that Wallmart has molded and trained expired Wonderbread and mayonnaise into a fresh pile of Jonas
Brothers."
2. We were gonna learn to play well, write some innovative songs and develop our own ideals but we figured we could just Jonas Brothers our way through.
3.Nobody will want this stuff in five years but right now its totally Jonas Brothers.
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In my opinion, they're okay. I don't think they suck, but on the other hand I don't think they're the greatest band ever & I have no desire to bang Joe.
Their music is fun to listen to, but it's not genius or anything.
And as for their Target commercial, anyone who claimed they did Hello, Goodbye better than The Beatles is a moron.
"The Jonas Brothers suck!"
"No, they're awesome!"
"They're alright"
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if you looked orgasmic up in the dictionary you would see his picture under it. male perfection. unfortunately wears a purity ring. which almost every girl in america is planning to take off. usually refered to as danger because he's pretty clumsy.
me: silly joe. you dont need this anymore!
Joe Jonas:sounds good!
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Jonas Nordahl is a fat fucking retard who eats chips for breakfast lunch and dinner
He is married to fellow student Maluena linden in 14 of November 2019.
Jonas tends to be naricistic and be Capping or not ?
person 1: i think My brother is dead ...
Jonas Nordahl : Like No cap ???
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began their raging popularity in the summer of 2007. band of three studly brothers who are a christian band that started in wycoff new jersey. (in order of age) kevin, joe, and nick. teen pop sensations. almost every teenage girl in the U.S. has heard/or is a fan of them. no profanity, drug refrence, sexual inuendos, or dirty misconceptions.
began in late 2004/early 2005. started touring in 05'
(I became a fan spring 06')
around 20% of thier fans dispise the newer ones who heard year 3000 first and fell in love with them.
currently comepared to the beatles of the teenage girl population.
teenie: OH MY GOSH THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE ON TV!!!
another Teenie: MARRY ME NICK YOU ARE SO HOT
yet another teenie: NICK IS MINE!!!
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www.myspace.com/metalman4045
Term for this little Faggot that looks exactly like this doucher Jonas
<a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=394038755&albumID=22206&imageID=13079798"><img src="http://hotlink.myspacecdn.com/images02/17/7f31cb8c69a146078ea7022cdc9653cc/m.jpg" alt="Hot Karl and Cool Kenny" /></a>
Joe Jonas fanclub
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scratching your nuts and then typing
mike dirty jonas all the time with that keyboard
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