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kick ass closer/future ace pitcher for the Boston Red Sox; wears number 58 and has a 100 mph heater and nasty splitter - is also the best pick I ever made in a fantasy draft and is the reason why Beaner can't beat the Leprechauns for shit
Jonathan Papelbon has 15 saves in 15 oppurtunities for the Red Sox
Jonathan Papelbon can strike ur ass out with his eyes closed
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A retarded person who loves games and is a gay
girl: omg did you see jonathan hes sooo gay
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A beastly hockey player in the NHL, plays for the San Jose Sharks. He wears the number 14. He's from a weird place in Canada called Moose Factory. He won the Maurice Rocket Richard Trophy in the 05-06 season with 56 goals. He had 5 hat tricks during the season as well. He holds Sharks franchise records for goals in a season, PP goals in a season, and hat tricks in a season. Since his 05-06 breakout season, his production has fallen posting 37 goals the following year, and 23 the year after that. GOOO SHARKS!!! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!!!
Randy Hahn:
Joe Thornton down the right boards, centers it for Cheechoo, Cheechoo shoots, HE SCORESSS!!! JONATHAN CHEECHOO!!!
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Jonathan, a person who doesn't feel guilty for lost property or doesn't repay one for bad deeds. Also denies broken property blatantly.
That guy was a jonathan jiang! he broke my phone and didnt repay it!
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lyricist and singer for the band korn. writes about himself and his pain a lot.. likes to rhyme pain with shame, blame, fame, insane and lame...rhymes hate with, rape. has to be the greatest lyricist to have ever lived. nick cave would be committing suicide if he heard about jonathans paaaain.
jonathan davis - i feel so much pain, blame and shame im going to go insane, its you i hate cos its me you raped
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a cocky nationalistic abnormally tall british man. likes to make fun of america. giggles like a girl.
"JONATHAN PAGE IS GETTING TO YOU!!!1111!!11"
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A fictional character used to cuss out small children, and instill fear upon them when an ass beating is about to be administered.
Hey Bill! Did you see? Some guy used Jonathan's Robot and went crazy on this one 10 year old kid the other day! It was awesome.
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